Monthly Archive for December, 2008

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Quimby’s Top Ten Best Sellers For the Week of December 14th – December #20th 2008

Published on December 22, 2008 0 Comments

1.    Roy Orbison in Clingfilm by Ulrich Haarburste $10.00
2.    Slingshot Organizer 2009 Small Size $6.00
3.    Slingshot Organizer 2009 Large Size $12.00
4.    Bitch #42 $5.95
5.    Cabinet #31 Shame #12.00
6.    Butt #24 Fantastic Magazine for Homosexuals $9.90
7.    The Lagoon by Lilli Carre (Fantagraphics) $14.99
8.    Proximity #3 $12.00
9.    Wake Up 2009 Calendar Nikki McClure $16.00
10.  Best American Nonrequired Reading 2008 edited by Dave Eggers (Houghton Mifflin) $14.00

Packages by X-mas

Published on December 17, 2008 0 Comments

Naturally, the Elves at Quimby’s will still do their best to keep your mail orders out as soon as they come in! However, if your order is placed after today (December 17), we cannot promise that your order will arrive before December 25. While the elves ship everything via USPS Priority Mail, there is a small chance orders will arrive in time, but please do not count on it.

Happy Holidays,

Logan B- The Shippng WIZZARDD

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Quimby’s Top Ten Best Sellers For the Week of December 6th – December #13th 2008

Published on December 15, 2008 0 Comments

1.    Slingshot Organizer 2009 Large Size $12.00
2.    Slingshot Organizer 2009 Small Size $6.00
3.    Calendar 2009 (moist ladies) $6.00
4.    Juxtapoz #95 Dec 08 $4.99
5.    Found #6 $5.00
6.    Under the Radar #24 Year End 08 $4.99
7.    The Lagoon by Lilli Carre (Fantagraphics) $14.99
8.    Monster Treasure Digest 0.5 $2.00
9.    Best American Nonrequired Reading 2008 edited by Dave Eggers (Houghton Mifflin) $14.00
10. Yeti #6 $11.95

New Stuff 12/14/08

Published on December 14, 2008 0 Comments

Wow we are heading into the final Holiday sprint. If you want to order anything from us on line and get it before December 25th you best do that in the next day or so. If you are looking for anything last minute or hard to find feel free to call us up or drop us an email and we’ll see if we have what your looking for. So without any more wasted time here is the list of new stuff. Happy Holidays.

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There are no Sawzalls here

Published on December 14, 2008 0 Comments

“Hello, Quimby’s.”

“Yeah, I got a question about this Sawzall you got on up your websi-”

“Sawzall? I think you have the wrong number.”

“This the Quimby’s on North Ave?”

“Yes, bookstore. No hardware.”

“I got the right Quimby’s. I want a Sawzall like the ones you got on your website.”

“You’re on the website now? What does the page say?

“It says Sex Machines on it I want one of those.”

“Yeah, see, it’s a book with pictures of . We sell the book with the pictures, not the machines.”

“‘Oh. You don’t sell the machines..? Then where do I get the Sawzalls at?”

“For a sex machine? I don’t know. Not here. Try Myopic.”

“You sell the attachments?”

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