Author, musician, and raconteur Mike Edison brings his unique blend of mayhem to Quimby's to read and perform from his new book You Are a Complete Disappointment: A Triumphant Memoir of Failed Expectations. Joining him will be "World's Greatest Piano Player" Mickey Finn, and his own Rocket …
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Within the United States:
Quimby's ships all orders via Priority mail in flat rate envelopes or boxes. Please allow 4-10 business days for delivery within the U.S.
Quimby's shipping charges (as of 1/18/16) are as follows:
- $7.25 for orders $30.00 and under,
- $14.00 for orders between $30.01 and $79.99,
- $19.00 for orders of $80.00 and above.
International and shipping rates for all orders outside of the contiguous 48 states will differ from the above.
Canada and Mexico
- $25.00 for orders $30.00 and under,
- $55.00 for orders between $30.01 and $79.99,
- $70.00 for orders of $80.00 and above.
- $33.00 for orders $30.00 and under,
- $74.00 orders between $30.01 and $79.99,
- $97.00 for orders of $80.00 and above.
Due to foreign regimes hatred of hot porn and/or desire to take away your nerdy recording magazines, Quimby's cannot accept responsibility for lost shipments outside the United States.
Sorry, Indonesia and Nigeria we won't ship to you so you're just out of luck.
We do not accept returns on mail orders.