Are you living up to your full potential? Do you feel like you've finally reached self-actualization? Are you the best "you" you can be? Of course you're not. Quit lying to yourself, for crying out loud! You need help and you need it now. But worry not: Self-help guru, and world renowned misanthrope Dan Gleason just dropped his 61st publication, and just in time to push your whiny little butt to true excellence. Pick up a copy and enhance yourself through his incredible word combinations. He might be a work in progress but by God, what a piece of work. - M.C.