It's only a matter of time before The State requires record stores to close for a week each Spring so staff can undergo rigorous Chunklet-Regulated Mandatory Hipster Standardized Testing and Placement Exams. Until then, you can just call in sick and work your way through this 16-chapter, 50000-question monster in the downtime between tweeting.

192p, aqua and black ink, 8"x10"