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TIRED OF TODAY'S BAD NEWS?

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24 pages of news about the Current Situation (in 2025!)

• Our Deteriorating Infrastructure: Pride of the Nation! 

• Betsy Boss Offers Tips for Dressing Up Your Hovel!

• Avoid These 8,245 Situations To Stay Safe from Rattlers!

• The "Good Old Days" Were Not What You Think!

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