Perhaps you’ve been wondering what Quimby’s alumni Brian “International” $hapiro is up to these days. Well, here’s a peek into what his Exciting, Educational, Emotional, Enviable life in Exhillarating Ecuador is like:
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“Hello, Quimby’s.”
“Yeah, I got a question about this Sawzall you got on up your websi-”
“Sawzall? I think you have the wrong number.”
“This the Quimby’s on North Ave?”
“Yes, bookstore. No hardware.”
“I got the right Quimby’s. I want a Sawzall like the ones you got on your website.”
“You’re on the website now? What does the page say?
“It says Sex Machines on it I want one of those.”
“Yeah, see, it’s a book with pictures of sex machines. We sell the book with the pictures, not the machines.”
“‘Oh. You don’t sell the machines..? Then where do I get the Sawzalls at?”
“For a sex machine? I don’t know. Not here. Try Myopic.”
“You sell the attachments?”
