Question of the Day, A Penny Saved edition

Phone: Ring! Ring!
Me: Hello, Quimby’s.
Caller: Can you tell me if you have something in stock?
Me: Of course, what are you looking for.
Caller: I want a piggy bank that says, “I’m saving up for lessons!”
Me: Ah, no, miss. I am afraid we don’t carry tin that say things.
Caller: [Exhales] Guess I will have to keep looking. Thank you.
Me: Good luck!