1. Slingshot Organizer 2009 Large Size $12.00
2. Slingshot Organizer 2009 Small Size $6.00
3. Calendar 2009 (moist ladies) $6.00
4. Juxtapoz #95 Dec 08 $4.99
5. Found #6 $5.00
6. Under the Radar #24 Year End 08 $4.99
7. The Lagoon by Lilli Carre (Fantagraphics) $14.99
8. Monster Treasure Digest 0.5 $2.00
9. Best American Nonrequired Reading 2008 edited by Dave Eggers (Houghton Mifflin) $14.00
10. Yeti #6 $11.95
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“Hello, Quimby’s.”
“Yeah, I got a question about this Sawzall you got on up your websi-”
“Sawzall? I think you have the wrong number.”
“This the Quimby’s on North Ave?”
“Yes, bookstore. No hardware.”
“I got the right Quimby’s. I want a Sawzall like the ones you got on your website.”
“You’re on the website now? What does the page say?
“It says Sex Machines on it I want one of those.”
“Yeah, see, it’s a book with pictures of sex machines. We sell the book with the pictures, not the machines.”
“‘Oh. You don’t sell the machines..? Then where do I get the Sawzalls at?”
“For a sex machine? I don’t know. Not here. Try Myopic.”
“You sell the attachments?”
1. Slingshot Organizer 2009 Large Size $12.00
2. Slingshot Organizer 2009 Small Size $6.00
3. The Lagoon by Lilli Carre
4. Memory Mind/ National Waste Calendar 2009 Calendar by Leif Goldman $24.00
5. Journal of Aesthetics and Protest #6 $17.00
6. Fight or Run #1 Shadow of the Chopper by Kevin Huizenga (Buenaventura Press) $3.95
7. N Plus 1 #7 Fall 08 $11.95
8. Acme Novelty Library #19 by Chris Ware (Drawn+Quarterly) $15.95
9. Cometbus #51 by Aaron Cometbus $3.00
10. Wire #297 Nov 08 $10.99
Phone: Ring! Ring!
Me: Hello, Quimby’s.
Caller: Can you tell me if you have something in stock?
Me: Of course, what are you looking for.
Caller: I want a tin piggy bank that says, “I’m saving up for knitting lessons!”
Me: Ah, no, miss. I am afraid we don’t carry tin piggy banks that say things.
Caller: [Exhales] Guess I will have to keep looking. Thank you.
Me: Good luck!




